The Camp Crystal Lake Packing List
Hey Camper! You’re in for a wild ride here at Camp Crystal Lake. We have lots of fun activities planned, from archery to campfire songs and so much more, and our attentive counselors keep a close eye on every camper.
We want to make sure you have the best summer, so here are some tips on what to bring:
A blue crewneck sweater. For cool nights by the lake and convincing someone you’re their dead mom.
Sleeping pills. Will help you fall asleep in an unfamiliar environment. Plus sometimes the only way to kill a murderer is by following him into his dreams.
A razor. Good for maintaining personal hygiene and impersonating undead children.
Extra car keys, batteries, and spare tires. Can’t hurt to be prepared for a quick getaway.
Useful tools. If you can’t fit a pitchfork, ax, or chainsaw in your suitcase, a sacred dagger will do.
Sleeping bag. Preferably something insulated to keep you extra cozy while being bashed against a tree.
Treats for your pet. Though we can’t in good conscience recommend that you bring one.
Not bananas. Do not under any circumstances bring bananas.
Natalie Pohorski is a content specialist at Cinema Sugar.