A Guy’s Guide to Watching ‘Dirty Dancing’

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By Kevin Prchal & Chad Comello

Think the Jennifer Grey and Patrick Swayze drama Dirty Dancing is “just a chick flick”? Guess again, bro. Here are some tips from a couple dudes on how to optimize your viewing experience of this ‘80s classic.

Make it swanky. Nobody puts Baby in a corner, but you can put the movie on in the corner office at your next work party.

Drink every time someone makes a classist remark. But don’t drink every time Swayze looks cooler than you, because you’ll end up in the ER.

Suit up. Nothing pairs better with your John Deere trucker hat than tight black spandex pants.

Have thoughts on the abortion subplot? Consider not sharing them. 

Let loose. Pound three Trulys and place bets on if they can land the lift.

Listen to Mr. Houseman. “When I’m wrong, I say I’m wrong” are words to live by from Baby’s dad. 

Stop talking about the ending in Se7en, and start talking about how director Emile Ardolino captured such sensual chemistry between the leads.

Don’t be afraid to show off. Organize a post-viewing talent show to impress your buds with your mambo moves.

Be honest with yourself and say it loud: you had the time of your life.